Hills and Hollers: Movie Review

Hills and Hollers: Movie Review

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I have long been a proponent of sub-B movies.  It wasn’t long ago I praised Don Dohler’s “classic” Galaxy Invader, an objectively terrible movie that is fun precisely because of its low-budget terribleness.  But there’s an earnestness and love for the material that is really fun to watch.

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It’s also impossible to think of sub-B movies and not think of Ed Woods’ entire career.  Plan 9 From Outer Space is the easiest to reference (mainly because it’s the one I’ve seen the most), full of swaying tombstones and terrible acting and a nonsensical plot and all matter of other shenanigans.

plan_9That’s not to say that all sub-B movies are terrible.  When I think about no-budget movies, the zombie movie Colin comes to mind.  It was made for less than $200, and it shows, but it’s a terrific movie that offers a different look at the zombie genre.  It may be cheap, but it’s lovely and sweet and heartbreaking and terrific, provided you can get past some of the sound/lighting/acting limitations.

colinOne thing all of those movies have in common is a love for the genre, and an honest desire to make a good movie, even if there isn’t enough money to throw a glossy coat of paint over it.  A filmmaker is a filmmaker, regardless of how much money they have.

Night of the Living Dead.  Halloween.  Evil Dead.  The Blair Witch Project.  Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer.  Manos: The Hands of Fate.  Basket Case.  It’s Alive.  The Stuff.  Chopping Mall.  Midnight Movie.  Motel Hell.  Sleepaway Camp.  Anything Troma puts out.  Horror has a long-standing history with low-to-no budget movies.  Every movie I just listed is enjoyable, if not always for the same reason.

motel-hell-pigMade on a budget of $5,000, Hills and Hollers certainly fits into the no-budget category.  The production values are low, but there is a charm and love that is present every step of the way.

hills-frank-and-patriciaWe start off the movie with a wannabe rock star and his gum-snapping girlfriend as they wind their way through Indiana backroads.  Even before they encounter a leering creep in a gas station parking lot, we know how their story ends: quickly and with guts strewn on the blade of a chainsaw.  They’re the cannon fodder to whet our appetite, and I was not the least bit sorry to see them go.

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For the rest of the movie, we follow around Frank and Patricia, a newly pregnant couple just trying to make their way in the world.  And also to escape from a gang of silent, backwoods psychopaths with a love of power tools.

I had actually come up with names for each of these psychopaths, only to find out that they already had names.  I will say that their actual names were better than my made-up names, but only slightly.  I have a very high opinion of my ability to name masked killers.  Everyone has a gift.

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This is by no means a great movie.  The budget is low, the action is slow and there is a 5+ minute scene of our heroes talking about the rules to a card game.  (Considering the movie has a run time of slightly less than an hour, that card scene really sticks out.)

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No, it’s not great.  But, provided you’re in the right mindset, it can be a ton of fun.  I loved the villains as they trudged through the forest in their makeshift killing clothes.  I loved the man who kept using his blowtorch on every rock and plant he passed.  I loved how Frank had a couple scenes where he spouted action movie clichés.  I loved the look of entrails draped over a chainsaw.  I loved how the washed-up rocker guy wandered a solid 200 yards from his car to urinate, allowing him to be killed without alerting his girlfriend.  I loved the deaths (particularly the final one).  I loved the scenes of Frank and Patricia eluding their captors through the hills of Indiana, with the fall leaves fresh on the ground.  I loved it all.

Throw on Hills and Hollers and embrace the low budget nature.  You’ll be glad you did.

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