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Blair Witch: A Review From Someone Who Has Not Seen The Movie

Blair Witch: A Review From Someone Who Has Not Seen The Movie

This is literally the worst review of a movie possible by a guy who didn’t see the movie Before you get too into this review, please note that the title basically serves as a disclaimer: due to the fact that I am reviewing this film without having watched it, I’m just going to make up random nonsense that I hope you, the reader, enjoy or find yourself consumed by. If you shake your head and ask yourself “what has this…

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Krampus: Movie Review

Krampus: Movie Review

It’s a bit late in the year for me to be writing this (due to the film in question being a holiday film), but you’ve heard of Christmas in July, have you not? It’s approaching and so, with that, I would like to talk about the film Krampus, while I am listening to the Jailbreak album by Thin Lizzy. Before I get started, I need to state that I haven’t seen Krampus since it was out in theaters, but I bought…

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